(Source: gayvino, via nippled)

mrcraabs:

daddy daddy! tell us a text post before bed

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

blameaspartame:

eat it

(via ballgagbitch)

catswithbenefits:

wow fox news isn’t even about foxes

(via kanyewesticle)

ohtomhiddles:

i really hope i turn mysteriously hot in 2013

(Source: legolasesgreenleaf, via foreveralone-lyguy)

i wish i was black

(Source: gaylatte, via muscleluvr2)

upsef:

how high were they when  they invented pillows

“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

theyellowbrickroad:

“somebody call 911, shawty fire burnin on the dance floor!!!” but nobody did, not one person. they just continued to dance and let poor shawty burn to death

(via animalize)

swasdicka:

my hobbies include looking things up on the internet that I can’t afford 

(Source: upgraders, via yuckier)